Why limit yourself to asking, "What would Jesus do?" (WWJD?) when you can not only ask "WWBD?" ("What would Buddha do?") or "WWMD?" ("What would Mohammed do?"), but also:
- WWBBD? - What would Bugs Bunny do?
- WWMAD? - What would Marcus Aurelius do?
- WWMPD? - What would Mary Poppins do?
- WWRMSD? - What would Richard M. Stallman do?
- WWSOHD? - What would Scarlett O'Hara do?
- WWYMD? - What would your mom do?
(Credit: I'm pretty sure I cribbed this from something, but I can remember what. If anyone happens to know the source for this please drop me a note.)