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Why limit yourself to asking, "What would Jesus do?" (WWJD?) when you can not only ask "WWBD?" ("What would Buddha do?") or "WWMD?" ("What would Mohammed do?"), but also:

• WWBBD? - What would Bugs Bunny do?
• WWMAD? - What would Marcus Aurelius do?
• WWMPD? - What would Mary Poppins do?
• WWRMSD? - What would Richard M. Stallman do?
• WWSOHD? - What would Scarlett O'Hara do?
• WWYMD? - What would your mom do?

(Credit: I'm pretty sure I cribbed this from something, but I can remember what. If anyone happens to know the source for this please drop me a note.)